You can try and catch me, but you didn't get the rest of the story. That same run I finished the 1/4 in 14.86 at 95.96 mph. The story changes after I get rolling!
As opposed to Demonsvt's lean mean machine, mine is more like a fat porker power lifter. It takes a little out of the motor to get that fat moving...of course I'm not about to take my four 10" woofers out of the trunk, unless it was a grudge race.

warmonger