He he I had a feeling it was a joke.
Anyway, I saw a few older Contiques for $4-5000, that I may look at if I'm totaled.
My favoite would be a 1997 Mytstique I saw on wwwheels.com. Tilt wheel, old look, and nicer seats, $3600. I'd get one like that and just drive it a year, then get newer car to keep longer.