You know all this is going on because this dude lost some hot ass girl to the guy with the Contour
Personally i think he should hop back in his Geo Metro with the APC stickers , and the fart can, and try to find a hill to roll down. With any luck there will be a large cliff at the end of it. You're out of your league bro. Maybe you should go bug the Honda boys. I heard they were talking crap about your spinach souffle you prepared for them at the last Girl Scout meeting.
Peace!
