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Originally posted by Honkeytonk Monkey:

I'm already borderline hobo so it shouldn't be too hard to go over the edge... I'm so poor

Yeah..you drive a focus.


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Could be worse, some old geiser rode by our place on his riding mower, we all pointed and laughed. later he came back on by, saw some of our wire, proceeded to stop and asked us about the thickest cable we had. Asked him what he wanted it for. His response.......

To tie up his dog

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LMAO at Knu...great story!


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the difference between am, and pm is the fact that you sleep in one or the other.


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The difference between AM and PM is "A" and "P". Now, we all know A&P is some sort of southern grocery store. As HTM is poor and hungry, he is going to steal some food from people by threatening to park his Focus in front of their house as they come out of the grocery store.

Following our line of logic to its conclusion, the difference between AM and PM is a can of tuna, some doggie biscuits, and some hair gel.



BTW, Knu's story is funny. I can just imagine some little dog tied up with 1/0 not even being able to lift its head off the ground.


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Originally posted by t-red2000se:

Yeah..you drive a focus.


Was that a shot? You don't want to go there After I put the 302 kit in it will hand everything it's ass! Mwa ha ha ha!


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Originally posted by Honkeytonk Monkey:
Originally posted by t-red2000se:

Yeah..you drive a focus.


Was that a shot? You don't want to go there After I put the 302 kit in it will hand everything it's ass! Mwa ha ha ha!


you will be a hobo monkey in a fast car. who cares, you will still live in saskabush and be a "bagger" at walmart.


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Well I give Knu today's point for his hearwarming story about the dog that had NOTHING to do with my question...

Dave - 1.5 (He is helping me find an 8" speaker so he gets a bonus point

Knu - 1 (Unless he forgets my damn sticker again!)

Jsujo - 2 points (I think)

PeteD - 1/2 point

Everyone else - Try harder!

Today's question:

What is more important news to you?

A)GM bringing over a Holden as a Pontiac

B)Ford making a Ford version of the Mazda 6

C)Bird poops but missed your car

D)Lambda raising their price


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E. Ford supplying Lambda subs in all of their vehicles.

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The most important news is that those little lemon-scented wet-naps that come with your rack of ribs are NOT to be substituted for toilet paper in any way, shape or form. The sensation is somewhat akin to improperly lighting your farts on fire.


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