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Originally posted by Honkeytonk Monkey:
Today's question:
If you call into work sick because you just feel too lazy to work what does that make you?
The typical fat, lazy American?  Dunno 'bout Canadians. I think they just want to eat pickled moose testicles... 
1999 Ford Contour SVT #900/2760 (SOLD)
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I say if you do that, you're a Honkey Tonk Monkey. At first you'd be lazy, but you'd realize you could install your Neos, re-wire your system, or make fun of Dave by saying how his headsize makes up over 50% of his height, and body weight.
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Originally posted by dnewma04:
How did jsujo get 2?
I made a typo... but who am I to punish him for my mistake? I don't hear him complaining! 
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If I wAS A Wal Mart employee, I would be too lazy to call,,,,
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A very honest (and helpful) person. Because if you go in on a day when you are not able to give 100% you will just be slowing everybody else down and making more work for them because you are not able to work well so by taking the loss of calling in sick you enable the other workers to do better work thruout the day also if they call in somebody else then you are alowwing somebody else to better maximze their earning potential.
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Originally posted by moxnix:
A very honest (and helpful) person. Because if you go in on a day when you are not able to give 100% you will just be slowing everybody else down and making more work for them because you are not able to work well so by taking the loss of calling in sick you enable the other workers to do better work thruout the day also if they call in somebody else then you are alowwing somebody else to better maximze their earning potential.
What you been smokin'  I never give 100%, this is Wal-Mart here not assembly line at a bomb factory! 
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shhhh you dont want your boss to find out. besides I was talking about of what you normaly give not of what you could give. I still think it was a good idea. Where my mom used to work she got one mental heath day a month that she could call in and say I dont feel like coming in today because I cant handle it there today so I am taking off.
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Originally posted by moxnix:
shhhh you dont want your boss to find out.
Why not? If he does he might fire me (yeah right) and then I would have an excuse to go get a real job 
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LOL!! I had the same attitude when I worked at Wal Mart. 
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dbz should get at least partial credit for mentioning how large my head is (size 8).
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