Originally posted by GeoPappas:
Of course, all of this is mute if you make hundreds of dollars an hour. But then, why would you own a Contour... 
Blasphemer!
You'd own one because you would know that, regardless of price, there is not a finer example of automotive ... err.. finery.... ya, thats it, thats the ticket, finery... available to ... err.. have, and that owning a Contour instantly makes you more attractive, slims you down, reduces your insurance payments, saves you gas, and of course proves your intell.. intle... intilectshual... umm, err... brain works better than that of the riffraff who drive lesser cars.
Has anyone seen my bottle o' pills?
