Well 3 hours later AAA still hadn't shown up to tow the car. So I'd never have made it to the dealer in time. After talking with Chris I decided to let it sit here doing nothing instead of paying the tow truck bill and letting it sit at the dealer doing nothing. If anyone wants to see the mystery problem in all its glory, let me know, its good for about 30 seconds of mind-numbing entertainment, haha.
