I..I...I don't know what to say...
I would first like to thank the Contour Gods for making this happen. I would like to thank ... *reads notes* my parents for gettin' busy that night and... i know i'm nervous... Britney Spears and Jessica Alba for being so beautiful, oh Terry can't forget you man..you the MAN... I know i'm forgeting some people... oh and all you wonderful CEGers that make loggin on the Internet all the more worthwhile, I'm doing this for you! I'm doing this for all Contour-kind! *cries off stage*
