Originally posted by canamSVT: I came across a left lane regulator last night on 94. She took the metro parkway off ramp and I ended up next to her at the intersection. She was a over weight soccer mom driving a safari min van, eating Ice cream. I was this close from yelling to her, "do you really need that ice cream."
"Skip a Lunch!!" is an effective phrase for hurting a womans feelings. Be careful not to do it at the border after bumping her car for cutting you off. She will get very angry and report you to the guard who will make you stop. Then you can say that she has a stick and rolled into you because she didn't engage the gear quick enough. Then she will say "f-ck" a lot and they will let you go for good behavior.
"If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit"
-Mitch Hedberg
