The electro-shock therapy to reform potential thieves would be highly illegal. Keep in mind that a guy who cut his hand breaking into someones house has actually won a law suit.

A friend of the family used to keep a couple of pitbulls in his work van when he worked in a bad area. He never had anything stolen from his van.


"If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit" -Mitch Hedberg