WHOA, I finally made page 2 !

Here are two I remember...

CHEVROLET -Cranks Hard Eats Valvoline Runs Outta Luck Every Time.
PONTIAC - Poor Old Ni**er Thinks Its A Cadillac.
FIAT - Fix It Again Tony.

I can't remember the acronym for BUICK.

Pete...

98.5 SE Sport Duratec ATX (P66L)
Black Clearcoat on Greystone
DOB 11/21/1997
DOP 12/25/1997
PIAA 510 Super White Driving Lights
SVT CAT-BACK EXHAUST (No Resonator)
DiabloSport Chip (LPQ4) - Engineered To Raise Hell
Too many other mods to list...
Sounds sweet, runs quick...
Crazy Horse Dyno @ 121.4 WHP/129.6 TQ