Oh you didn't miss too much...As I pulled up towards Chads house my cheap a$$ DBA rotors cracked into several pieces causing me to 'tap' the rear corner of Chads car. So, of course, he got all pissed because that 'tap' pushed his car up over the curb and into the yard...thus 'leaning' it into against a tree which subsequently fell over and through the sunroof. How was I supposed to know glass breaks!? Sheesh!
So we wrestled around a bit until I pushed him away and grabbed a branch off the tree that had fallen on his car and proceeded to beat him with it. He stopped complaining for a little while(maybe because he wasn't breathing)...I tried to tell him bumpers, doors, wheels and tires are all EASY to replace and VERY inexpensive, he just wouldn't listen.
Luckily Alex was the only other person there at this point and he was too busy watching a racing video inside to even notice what Chad and I were 'discussing'. So, once Chad was unconscious I got in my car to leave and accidently backed square into the passenger side of Alex's car. Again, he was inside so he didn't notice before I got away. All in all it was pretty uneventful.
I still haven't figured out why no one has called me since then...
...oh well.
My mom says I shouldn't talk to conservatives.