Oh yeah, directions! I forgot those cause I already know how to get there. Ok, here's a cut-and-paste of the directions I wrote on FCO a little while ago:
(written to Amanda, so they are coming from Knoxvizzle)
"Directions, hmmm, go to Chattanooga. Ok, I suck at directions, so, ummm...ok. Let's see, follow the signs to Chattanooga. There are a bunch of splits in the freeway, stay to the right of both of them. The first split is Atl-Chatt, the second is Nash-Chatt. Stay right and you'll go through downtown still on the freeway. You'll pass a baseball stadium on your right just before you go over the river. The bridge is all jacked up from the construction, so go slow over it. Take the first exit after the bridge, Manufacturers' Road I believe. Turn left on Man.'s Road and go to Frazier Avenue. There should be a traffic light, turn right at it. There is a big brown restaurant on the right corner, The Loft. My ex-girlfriend works there, so be sure to give her the finger as you go by. Now you're on the home stretch. Go through a couple of red lights, I think 3(?). Make sure you run all of them, too. You'll pass a Subway on the right, so you know you're on the right track. Turn right at the very last light before you get to Veterans' Bridge/Hixson Pike <-I don't remember which is on the sign. Ok, now go straight, the river is straight ahead of you. Go straight until you almost fall in the river and park in the parking lot to your immediate right. I'll be there already or someone will be. There should be a bunch of signs for the park, so that'll help. If you get lost, I'll PMS you my cell phone number so you can hear my beautiful voice. If all else fails, stop and ask for directions."
I didn't want to post a link because that whole post was about how I invited Amanda's 7 year old sister and then I couldn't remember someone's name that I met just a few months ago. Speaking of
Christy, is she going to drive Amanda's
other Contour?

I wish I had
another Contour, but we can't all be as cool as Amanda.
Yeah, I think I'm done writing now, so you can stop reading.