You want pics of a turbo kit? Here you go!
She's got about...I'd say 400 lbs of torque, and built in nitro! She can go from 0-600 calories in under 7 seconds! And she comes "fully loaded"!!!
I'm sorry to show you up, Chris, but I think I've got a superior kit. As you can see, you're just no match for her.

Time for you to throw in the towel.