I'm a sergeant in the Marine Corps. I'm also Darrel's "Al Borland"; seems like we're always doing something crazy to his house whenever I come over -- installing ceiling fans, landscape work, etc.
That's OK, I still owe him big time for spotting me $40 to get into Thad's (sorry, couldn't resist! Laurel said "WHASSSSSSAP OKLAHOMA?!?!?!?! W00T!!!)