I might be a little bit behind on this one, but about two weeks ago I heard about a new online "sport" called Googlewhacking. You start at google.com, enter any two English words into the search engine, and hit enter. The idea is to come up with a word combination for which Google finds exactly one, and only one, hit. I've found most of my spare time consumed by trying to find a combination that works, and I finally hit it today: stringing pantyliners.
Finally, I can get some sleep.