Yeah, D got tired of being outrun by the Ford Festiva down the street, so he's adding on some horsepower -- a big "TypeR" sticker on the back and an asymmetrical racing stripe from nose to tail (in yellow, of course, because yellow is rated at higher HP gains than red). He was gonna put "Contour" in big yellow letters from the hood down to the driver's door, but I told him that much vinyl would cause too much extra weight and he decided against it.
Oh yeah, and as long as Darrel has a penis, his dog will NEVER be safe.
Hehehe, hey D, let me know if and when your "plan" takes effect or changes! I can't wait dude, we just GOTTA race!
