ROFLMBO!!
You're killing me! You're actually trying to make this thing personal? Hahahaha. That's funny. What's really funny is a lame brain like you can't get a job, has to have his wife work and (no comma before and) furthermore (one word BTW) sounds like a boy with an earthworm's brain (apostrophe after the "m" to designate ownership properties) because he shows his true colors so the whole world can see them.
Dang I crack (something you probably use) myself (yes, one word) up.
John