Why the hell does everyone think 4 doors = granny car? Welcome to the 21st century guys. Cars like the Stratus, Maxima, and Contour have revolutionized the 4-door segment of the auto industry. Look at all the new cars coming out that are getting attention; they're mostly 5 and 4 door cars.
Toyota's Matrix is faster than their Celica starting next year. Does that tell you anything? For you to bag on anyone just because of their body style is pointless. I hate 2 door cars. Who cares? Ever watched WRC or TOCA? How many 2-door bodys race in these events? Not many. And for that matter, how many drivers in TOCA and WRC are grandmas? I rest my case.
I don't mean to add fuel to the sparks between 4doortour and monkeybiz, but I had to get that off my chest. And you need to chill, 4door. :p