Lincoln had a "Turnpike Cruiser" way back when... now that's pretty bad!
This car had these really funky astro air vents mounted near the top of the wrap around windsheild that made it look like it had rockets on the roof line. The name was only as bad as the car looked.

Ford "Fairmont" ranks pretty bad too.

What with Ford anyway... they come up with some real winners!

Eurythmian laugh

'96 Oxford White Mercury Mystique "Spree"
Equipped with a stock 170hp Duratec 2.5L - V-6, 4 speed ATX
It's a Tubeless Tique!!! ( DFW will understand... )

Purchased NEW @ $18,756.00 on 1/11/97 with 25 miles on the Odometer for the wife.
Now has a little over 57,000 miles on it and it's my ride after getting the wife a 2000 Windstar SEL.
High Beam - Cool Blues in all four Head Lights.
885s in Fogs.
Head Light Switch Wiring Mod ? Can now run with Parks and Fogs together.
Updated the sound system and did sound proofing (What a difference!).

Dad of twins.

I'm such the family man.