Originally posted by HighPoweredKaufman: I will have been alive for a quarter century next Tuesday.
I'm finally the age I told all the girls I was when I didn't have a girlfriend and was hitting the clubs a lot a few years ago. For some reason DC girls all want you to be 25.
Happened all the time.
BEFORE Her: "Hi, you're cute, how old are you?" Me: "22" Her: "You're too young." Me: "Too young for what? How old are you?" Her: "28 and when I'm 35 you'll only be 29..." Me: "Listen, you won't know me when you are 35, but you can get to know me tonight! "
Yeah, that didn't work all that well.
AFTER Her: "Hi, you're cute, how old are you?" Me: "How old do you think I am?" Her: "25."
That worked. And I swear, no matter how old the girl was, 25 was always the "right" age.
I will have to try that in a few weeks when I turn 25.
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