Originally posted by todras:
Mandatory drivers tests for 60 year olds and then every 2 years please.That reminds me of a joke:
Just another slow day at the Shady Acres retirement home, it was tea time and one elderly man states, "my eyes are so bad I can't even see my cup of tea." His friend sitting next to him added, "I'm so weak nowadays, that I can't even lift my cup to my lips." Edna, their mutual friend chimes in, "I can't turn my neck anymore--everytime I do....*SNAP* ouch!" Bernard, over in the corner, ads, i take so many prescriptions that I tend to get confused and forget were I am and what I'm.........wah?" But finally, Helen, a fine, elderly black woman stands up from her rocker and raises her hands to the sky, rejoicing "Well thank the good Lord, we can all still drive!"
yeah, it's kinda stupid, but it fits
