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Sorry to hear and see that damage, good luck getting everything back to normal. What I hate most about these kind of things is the huge inconveinece it causes, with insurance, repairs just to get everything back to normal.

Wow im surprised the hood isn't about 10x worse considering there was obviously someone standing on it.....Sorry dude, I hope you find out who did it and pound them accordingly.

If ya ever find out who did this...here are some things to prove that paybacks are a bee-itch

(in no particular order)

1) Drain their oil or remove the oil filter
2) Sugar in the gas tank
3) ignite some thermite on the hood of their car (not recommended though)
4) put BB's under their valvestem caps right before they go to work. (slowly lets the air out after about 45-60 minutes)
5) Completely remove their valve stems
6) Pour spoiled milk or rotten eggs in their vents
7) Superglue inside their doorlocks (preferably with the car already locked)
8) Put colored tissue paper all over the car, then wet it and let it sit for a few hours.
9) Use some Valvoline Throttle Body cleaner to instantly remove the paint from their car. And as a bonus it comes with a handy spray tube so you can write legibly as well!
10) Dump a bottle of brake fluid all over the car
11) Set some nails so they puncture the inner sidewall of the tires
12) Brick through the window right before a huge storm
13) If it's a hot, sunny day out, pour coke on the car or leave pieces of bolonga all over the car.
14) Shoot him/her.

Did I miss anything???

looks like a womens work....

OMG! Those pictures are horrible. I was mad with what happened to me (below) tonite. I can't even imagine how much anger you must have right now. When the vehicle gets repainted I would seriously look into a car alarm or some video cameras.

I had the brake fluid thing happen tonite, only it was with a squirt gun. The Blazer's occupants sprayed me while at a red light. However guy who ownes the Blazer that sprayed me has his truck up for sale, and I now have his phone number. Phone number = address.

Here are a couple for the list:

1) Go to a movie theatre and drain the icky juices out of the garbage bags in the dumpster. Pour into air vents. This stuff can instantly trigger most peoples gag reflexes.

2) Paintball their vehicle

3) Freeze paintballs and use semi-automatic paintball gun with a silencer in a drive by on their car (or Blazer) in the middle of the night.

4) If vehicle has slotted wheels, pee on their brakes. Short term, but it stinks.

5) Put expandi-foam in the air vents or in the exhaust tip(s). The more you can fit in, the better.

6) When I was younger my dad would go out, once a year and clean my great grandparent's headstones with hydrochloric acid (IIRC). He would wear rubber gloves while doing this. It would take a few hours but the acid would finally munch the gloves. Well, put his stuff in a partially filled balloon. Set the balloons on the vehicle, puncture balloon with a pin (wearing latex gloves the whole time so you don't leave any prints). If you trust the balloon enough, you could throw them from another passing vehicle.

7) If you don't want to damage their vehicle, but you want revenge, and they just so happen to live in an older neighborhood with large trees, do this. Sneak into their yard in the middle of the night. Use a small drill with a long bit and drill holes into the tree. 45 degrees works well, drill down. Find a small shot needle (the needleless kind you can squirt people with) and fill with Round-Up. Inject this into the tree. Volia, instant tree removal bill that probably won't be covered by their homeowners.

I feel with you.

I had something similar done to my old car, 3mths after a restoration and a new paint job...

I hope u catch them!

damn man....that sucks. i feel for ya man. i can't believe this...this is the third CEG'er who had their cars vandalized.



and ummm....damn! Those are some f*cked up ideas that i have never heard of!

man, from the looks of the pictures it doesnt look like you live in a bad area. So, probly for this to happen you had to open your damn mouth to someone or piss someone off. That looks like damage from hatered.

i would have to kill the person who did it..or if i found someone pulling the same act in the middle of the night...drive after them and beat the **** out of em..and do whatever i can to their car...prolly a rice driver

Hey nice call on giving him ideas and ways on how to plot revenge if he ever finds the people. I guess in this day and age 2 wrongs really do make a right. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

If you actually walked outside and saw then in the act of doing this, I would ecpect one hell of a beatdown. But to catch them weeks later and stoop to their level would be ludicris. Just hope (I know, far fetched idea here) that the local authorities actually do their jobs and find the dicks responsible for this.

Sorry about your car man. I hope it gets fixed better than new.