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If ya ever find out who did this...here are some things to prove that paybacks are a bee-itch

(in no particular order)

1) Drain their oil or remove the oil filter
2) Sugar in the gas tank
3) ignite some thermite on the hood of their car (not recommended though)
4) put BB's under their valvestem caps right before they go to work. (slowly lets the air out after about 45-60 minutes)
5) Completely remove their valve stems
6) Pour spoiled milk or rotten eggs in their vents
7) Superglue inside their doorlocks (preferably with the car already locked)
8) Put colored tissue paper all over the car, then wet it and let it sit for a few hours.
9) Use some Valvoline Throttle Body cleaner to instantly remove the paint from their car. And as a bonus it comes with a handy spray tube so you can write legibly as well!
10) Dump a bottle of brake fluid all over the car
11) Set some nails so they puncture the inner sidewall of the tires
12) Brick through the window right before a huge storm
13) If it's a hot, sunny day out, pour coke on the car or leave pieces of bolonga all over the car.
14) Shoot him/her.

Did I miss anything???