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Re: Best caption contest! #361204 02/20/02 12:32 AM
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Re: Best caption contest! #361205 02/20/02 12:32 AM
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Re: Best caption contest! #361206 02/20/02 01:05 AM
Joined: Jul 2000 Posts: 2,607 PB, PhD. M Mike Hunt Member
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Re: Best caption contest! #361207 02/20/02 01:12 AM
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Re: Best caption contest! #361208 02/20/02 01:20 AM
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Re: Best caption contest! #361209 02/20/02 02:04 AM
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Re: Best caption contest! #361210 02/20/02 02:14 AM
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Re: Best caption contest! #361211 02/20/02 02:17 AM
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Re: Best caption contest! #361212 02/20/02 02:33 AM
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Re: Best caption contest! #361213 02/20/02 02:34 AM
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alleyway28 Member A Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 412 Los Angeles, CA	Or better yet.... This is the best acting I can do... What do you want.. Keanu Reeves...?? 1998.5 SVT

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