Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars
Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars
Acura NSX - I am impotent
Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states
Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp
Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating up people
Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people's reactions when I tell
them I have a 'Vette
Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis
Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the
government
Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
Dodge 600 - Will that be paper or plastic?
Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones
Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph & change
lanes when I pull up behind them
Ford Pickup - I watch professional wrestling.
Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the Fall.
Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the Fall.
Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than
no convertible at all
Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit
Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.
Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports.
Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the
shop 280 days per year.
Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers
Mercury Grand Marquis - (See above)
Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an 18-wheeler
Mazda RX-7 - I couldn't afford a Toyota Supra.
Mitsubishi Diamante - I don't know what it means either
Peugeot 505 Diesel - I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List
Porsche - I have more money than brains.
Porshce Turbo Carrera - I think it would be really cool to die in a
wreck.
Plymouth Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena
Range Rover - I am a rich yuppie pretending I'm driving across the
Serengeti
Chevy Blazer - I am a rich yuppie pretending I'm driving a Patton
tank
Suburban - I am a rich yuppie in a real tank. Get out of my way or
die.
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - I think Pat Buchanan is a liberal
Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet
Volkswagon Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns
Volkswagon Cabriolet - I am out of the closet
Volkswagon Microbus - I am tripping right now
Volvo 740 Wagon - I am frightened of my wife

ex 99 tropic green svt - 02 Sebring Convertible - Top down, FLA, A1A, Aaayyy.