Lance Armstrong is one tough MoFo. Anybody who lives in the Texas Hill Country and trains year round (in 100+ degrees!) is a force to be reckoned with!

On the subject of the columnist's ugly mug: Looks like he recently pulled both his opinion and his head out of his own butt.


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Sidewinder: 1999 SVT
Thud: 1998 SE V-6
Edgecrusher: 1998 Mercury Mountaineer, 5.0L