I was listening to CarTalk this past weekend, and they had a few "automotive haiku" that were submitted by listeners. My 3 favourites:

Check engine light on
Tear dash apart, stab with pen
Check engine light off

Four-wheel drive pickup
I remember his last words
"Hold my beer, watch this."

Objects in mirror
are closer than they appear
So back off, jackass


1998 E1 SVT - Toreador Red
Production #4794 of 6535
Build date: 2/25/1998
Mods completed:
- Pre '97 sail panels
Mods planned:
- K & N Air Filter
- Side marker lights