Here is one I really did.
I was in Memphis and got on the elevator with an older couple. I had a cell phone on my belt, and it started beeping because I was not getting service. I took the phone off my belt, looked at the display, and in my best monotone alien voice said, "The mother ship isn't going to be happy about this."
The couple tried to get as far away from me as possible, and quickly got off at their floor.
I loved it. Lori, my wife, didn't think it was that funny when I related the story to her. I guess she was worried we would see that couple again during the weekend
TB
