Porsche an VW never split, they went in two completely different directions a LONG time ago, long before you were born, Porsche took the sports car route, and Volkswagen took the mass market people hauler route. VW and Porsche are included in the same family, but there is no platform sharing with the Boxster or 911 models, they have a reputation that disallows such a thing. However the Cayenne and VWs SUV will share a platform. Just curious, but how can you call the Boxster ugly and then in the same sentence mention you like the 911?
they are so similar, (actually the front end was identical for a long time) Porsche costomers were even having difficulty telling a 911 convertible from a Boxster.
I have no respect for Cartman either, I think he smells bad and has a nasty ass hair problem, but his car is awesome. And Dan's dad probably is a wuss. I mean really, you go buy this awesome sports sedan and toss in an automatic... jeez, there goes all the fun right there, it has just become an appliance

how sad...