I got pulled over on my bike in the rain once. I stopped under a tree at the side of the road (no traffic at all). The cop said, over the loud speaker, "pull up around the corner" (where there was no tree). Then after waiting about 20 min for him to fill out the paper work he returns with a ticket for 4km over the limit. It was a $23 ticket. I called him some names... he looked unimpressed. And we went on our marry way. That's the only ticket I have received.
Sorry does not really apply, but its a good story.