Originally posted by 99SESPORT:
That's nothing...
get this...
Karen (my wife) and I sat down to enjoy a bowl of ice cream and I found some caramel in the fridge so I put some on my vanilla ice cream. Okay, nothing bad yet. Over the next several nights, my wife and i enjoy a bowl of ice cream. I, of course, used the caramel.
A couple nights into it I'm having extremely horrible stomach pains and things better left between the bathroom walls. My wife and I try to figure out what is causing it. WEll, we are thinking and thinking. Nothing in my diet has changed for a while and then my wife says the caramel. I was like, NO WAY!!! Well, I checked the date on my heavenly bottle of caramel
[b]1999
I ask her about it and she then remembers that she has had that bottle of caramel (since she doesn't eat it) since before we were married. It was her old roomates. Needless to say I threw that bottle out and my stomach problems cleared up very fast.[/b]
1999!?!?!?!?!?!?
