I can beat that.
I my way to Walmart for a big jug of SuperSyn oil (on sale for $12

) my g/f and I saw a brand new Boxster totalled. Dealer plates were still on it. The older lady that was driving it slammed head firt into a 3 foot tall cement wall on the side of the road. No other cars involved in the accident. She was crying to the officer as he was writing her a ticket.