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You always have to make a good impression on a class first day like that.
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I would have been in tears as soon as she said the company she worked for...good line Joe
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Tell me you said it with a completely serious face. No smiles or anything. That would have made more effective, IMO.
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I think the best thing, is if you've seen Joe, he seems like he's a pretty serious guy that wouldn't say such a thing. so he probably just caught some people off guard. I know he caught us off guard at the Roadhouse with some of the stuff he came out with.  you rule, joe-joe
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Yeah, I keep checking too. I'm afraid that just as the site goes down my car will burst into flames or something (knocking rapidly on wood)!
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Did you say R.I.M. or rim? That could make a big difference. I read it as R.I.M. so I didn't see what was so funny at first. If you actually said "rim" then yes, it was very funny and I don't know why they didn't laugh. Did anyone even smile?
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i woulda been tossed outta class laughing at that one...the road to great comedy is a dangerous one as bernie mac said in house party 3 'if u being yaself and people dont like u FU(K EM!!! UP AGAINST THE WALL WITH HANDCUFFS ON AND CRAZY GLUE ON THEIR LIPS!!! 
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That was some funny chit!
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Originally posted by ElKy-9 months & counting: hey joe,
c'mon after a night with the NE-CEG'ers thats the best you could come up with, eh?
Just kidding, i actually hope that we influenced you to come up with that.
Dear Sir, Please be advised that your order of Rohypnol has been delayed due to a processing error with your credit card. We regret the fact that it has taken 9 months for our accounting department to catch this error and we are promptly shipping a double order to your home address free of charge. Please enjoy this order with our compliments and we hope to keep you as a good customer. Thanks, Your pals at RoofieExpress Inc.
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Originally posted by HighPoweredKaufman:
Did you say R.I.M. or rim? That could make a big difference. I read it as R.I.M. so I didn't see what was so funny at first. If you actually said "rim" then yes, it was very funny and I don't know why they didn't laugh. Did anyone even smile? Yep, everyone just says RIM as in rimjo..., well you get the picture...
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Originally posted by Joe:
Dear Sir,
Please be advised that your order of Rohypnol has been delayed due to a processing error with your credit card. We regret the fact that it has taken 9 months for our accounting department to catch this error and we are promptly shipping a double order to your home address free of charge.
Please enjoy this order with our compliments and we hope to keep you as a good customer.
Thanks,
Your pals at RoofieExpress Inc. LMAO! classic elky burn (gotta love elky burns)
Kim
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Quote: Originally posted by shotwell:
Yeah, I keep checking too. I'm afraid that just as the site goes down my car will burst into flames or something (knocking rapidly on wood)!
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