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Management IQ Quiz
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>The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a "professional."
Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult.
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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
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2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator"? (Wrong Answer)
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Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
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3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
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Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
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OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
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4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
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Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
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I got them all wrong except for #3.
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I missed them all...Then I wanted to feel smarter so I asked my wife...she got them all right... I am humbled... 
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Woo hoo, I got #1 right, and I'm an engineer - kings (and queens) of the overly complicated! Definitely stumped by the other 3.
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That is funny! 
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I was thinking 'chop giraffe into small pieces...'
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Originally posted by PA 3L SVT:
Woo hoo, I got #1 right, and I'm an engineer - kings (and queens) of the overly complicated! Definitely stumped by the other 3. yeah, i definitely over-engineered #1 then larned quickly from my mistake and got the rest right.
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I got them all wrong.
because when I read the first question I saw the word refrigerator and immediately thought of the one in my kitchen and quickly decided that you don't put a giraffe in there becasue it won't fit.
The rest of the questions I didn't care because the questions were so rediculous I was just entertaining myself.
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Im still confused  LOL . was a good test though
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