Despite my perverted mind and 13 gigs of pr0n I decided not to post something distasteful. I am somewhat suprised that nobody had any tang laying around, I had a huge canister from Sam's for the longest time that I finally threw out in May. Anyway per the 24 hour rule on the 1st page I decided to cheat a little bit and come up with a new item.
New item: Alarm clock with bells on top (you know the metal ones)
-Pete
