Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Incapacitate a Young Helpless Child. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Demon Straight Out of Hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Contaminate/poison the Pacific Ocean. This will cause countless hordes of Mobsters to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Unleash your Plague of Doom, bringing about the Return of the Antichrist. This will all be done from a Amusement Park, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
