Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Seduce the Rich and Powerful CEO. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Nightmare beyond Comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Sabotoge the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of Classic Thugs to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Blood, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Reveal to the World your Doomsday Device, bringing about an End to Sanity. This will all be done from a Floating Fortress, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
