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Add him to your buddy list, he is a robot, go on, talk to him 
1996 Contour "Mean Green" (99-02)
2002 Malibu Blue Focus ZX5 - something to hold the PB 15...
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See the fun you can have?
Mr Putty Head: cow
Austin Powers: Cow?
Mr Putty Head: yep, cow
Austin Powers: Uh huh.
Mr Putty Head: You want to rape my cow?
Austin Powers: I want to rape your cow, huh?
Mr Putty Head: I guess so
Austin Powers: You guess, huh?
Mr Putty Head: You know it
Austin Powers: I know it? So?
Mr Putty Head: So quit repeating what I'm saying
Austin Powers: Right?
Mr Putty Head: right!
Austin Powers: Judo chop!
Mr Putty Head: What the hell is wrong with you?
Austin Powers: Funny. I have absolutely no idea.
Mr Putty Head: I do, I think you are retarded
Austin Powers: You do you think I'm retarded? Really?
Mr Putty Head: yep
Austin Powers: That's a bit nutty, yeah.
Mr Putty Head: Do you like bumsex?
Austin Powers: I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.
Mr Putty Head: that is just wrong
Austin Powers: You really think it's just wrong?
Mr Putty Head: yes, it is nasty
Austin Powers: Is it really? Nasty?
Mr Putty Head: yes
Austin Powers: Alright baby, yeah!
Mr Putty Head: Okay then...
Austin Powers: Ha... YEAH!
1996 Contour "Mean Green" (99-02)
2002 Malibu Blue Focus ZX5 - something to hold the PB 15...
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OMG that's funny. If it wasn't so long, I'd use that in my sig. lol
"When I take action, I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It's going to be decisive." - President George W. Bush
95 Contour SE ATX V6
"Cracked" Secondaries
DMD Installed
SVT Brakes
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EasternReigN22: What do you think about the Contour?
Austin Powers: I don't have particularly strong feelings either way.
EasternReigN22: Why not?
Austin Powers: Why not?
EasternReigN22: Yes...why not?
Austin Powers: Why not?
EasternReigN22: Yes...why not?
Austin Powers: Why not?
EasternReigN22: Yes...why not?
Austin Powers: Why not?
EasternReigN22: Why not?
Austin Powers: Why not?
EasternReigN22: Yes...why not?
Austin Powers: Why not?
EasternReigN22: Yes...why not?
Austin Powers: Why not?
EasternReigN22: Yes...why not?
Austin Powers: Why not?
EasternReigN22: Why not?
Austin Powers: Why not?
EasternReigN22: Yes...why not?
Austin Powers: Why not?
EasternReigN22: Yes...why not?
Austin Powers: Why not?
EasternReigN22: Yes...why not?
Austin Powers: Why not?
EasternReigN22: Why not?
Austin Powers: Why not?
EasternReigN22: Yes...why not?
Austin Powers: Why not?
EasternReigN22: Yes...why not?
Austin Powers: Why not?
EasternReigN22: Yes...why not?
Austin Powers: Why not?
EasternReigN22: Stop
Austin Powers: You stop.
EasternReigN22: STFU
Austin Powers: That's somewhat harsh, baby.
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Here's mine. I noticed that in all of our sessions with Austin Powers, he always gets the last word. :p
Austin Powers: Where shall we go then?
juicydinner64: your brothel
Austin Powers: My brothel, you say?
juicydinner64: yes
Austin Powers: Yeah baby!
juicydinner64: where is your brothel?
Austin Powers: Very interesting! I don't know however...
juicydinner64: then how are we supposed to get there?
Austin Powers: How are we supposed to get there? I have no idea.
juicydinner64: Where is the Honkytonk Monkey?
Austin Powers: I confess I do not know.
juicydinner64: but you were just talking to him
Austin Powers: But I was just talking to him? I see.
juicydinner64: so?
Austin Powers: Yeah, so?
juicydinner64: so where is the Honkytonk Monkey?
Austin Powers: Where is the honkytonk monkey? I don't know.
juicydinner64: Honkytonk Monkey is a name and therefore needs to be capitalized, dummy
Austin Powers: And therefore needs to be capitalized dummy? I see.
juicydinner64: no, Honkytonk Monkey is supposed to be capitalized
Austin Powers: Aha.
juicydinner64: sheesh, it's no that hard
Austin Powers: Sheesh it is no that hard? I don't know.
juicydinner64: how hard can it be to capitalize a name??
Austin Powers: How hard can it be to capitalize a name?
juicydinner64: that's what I asked you!
Austin Powers: Is it really?
juicydinner64: yes~
Austin Powers: Alright baby, yeah!
juicydinner64: you moron
Austin Powers: Huh? What's with that?
juicydinner64: what's with YOU?
Austin Powers: I'm a right daft little computer sometimes. I simply don't know!
juicydinner64: no you DON'T know
Austin Powers: Wot??
juicydinner64: damn straight
Austin Powers: Funny. I'm just not sure.
juicydinner64: you're not straight?
Austin Powers: You're freaking me out baby!
juicydinner64: i don't want to freak you!
Austin Powers: Oh yeah?
juicydinner64: NO I DON'T
Austin Powers: I see...
juicydinner64: GO AWAY
Austin Powers: OK. Goodbye, juicydinner64.
juicydinner64: whew
Austin Powers: Whew? What do you mean by that?
juicydinner64: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Austin Powers: Nice typing, juicydinner64!
I quickly closed the window at this point.
On an OT note, what ever happened to SmarterChild?
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svtduck: hey Austin Powers: Hello, svtduck! I am the Austin Powers International Bot of Mystery. I was built by the Ministry of Defense to serve, protect and... put the grrr in swinger, baby! Yeah! Type "hq" and step into my groovy world of espionage. The Austin Powers bot is presented by New Line Cinema. For more information, please go to www.AustinPowers.com and read our Privacy Policy . svtduck: hello Austin Powers: Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "hq." That way I can show you my pad, baby! svtduck: nawss Austin Powers: Sorry? svtduck: understand,you do not Austin Powers: Understand I do not? I don't know. svtduck: who? Austin Powers: What about who? svtduck: honkeytonk Austin Powers: Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way. svtduck: the monkey of course Austin Powers: Uh huh. svtduck: I'm not wearing my own underwear Austin Powers: OK, whatever you say. svtduck: say what Austin Powers: Yeah? svtduck: when Austin Powers: When? What do you mean by that? svtduck: CEG Austin Powers: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service: 1 Goldmember Help 2 Austin Hangman Help 3 Goldmember Showtimes Help 4 Zodiac Help svtduck: donde esta Austin Powers: Uh... what was that? svtduck: como ta llamas Austin Powers: I can't understand what you're saying... try typing it differently. svtduck: do you like crack pipes? Austin Powers: None for me, thanks. svtduck: what about LSD Austin Powers: What about lsd? svtduck: do you like it Austin Powers: Eh. I'm not sure.
Dustyn
Red 1998 SVT E1
95 Mustang GT
Yeah there both slow
New ram clutch for sale
Sho shop pullies and belt for sale 30 bucks
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frenchblueC2: why do you hate CEGers?
Austin Powers: Why do I hate cegers?
frenchblueC2: that's what I asked
Austin Powers: Oh yeah?
frenchblueC2: hell yah
Austin Powers: Uh huh.
frenchblueC2: stop avoiding the subject
Austin Powers: Stop avoiding the subject? Why?
frenchblueC2: because I'm gonna kick yer ass
Austin Powers: Is that so?
frenchblueC2: damn straight
Austin Powers: Funny. I'm just not sure.
frenchblueC2: I got skillz, yo
Austin Powers: You don't say.
frenchblueC2: yeah, mad ass kicking skillz, ask Elky
Austin Powers: Hmm... I don't know. Kicking skillz ask elky? Whatever, I guess.
frenchblueC2: yeah, I totally kicked his butt at SZ02
Austin Powers: That's a bit nutty! YEAH!
frenchblueC2: damn right, we broke a hotel bed (shh don't tell the clarion)
Austin Powers: I'll have to think about that.
frenchblueC2: so does that mean you're gonna tell the clarion on me?
Austin Powers: Really?
frenchblueC2: umm that's not a proper way to answer me, biatch
Austin Powers: Oh yeah?
frenchblueC2: yeah. don't answer me with a question
Austin Powers: Interesting! Yeah! You humans say some right strange things.
frenchblueC2: whatever you say
Austin Powers: Oh really?
frenchblueC2: yep
Austin Powers: Yeah baby, yeah!
frenchblueC2: oh you like that huh?
Austin Powers: Eh. I'm not sure.
anyway he stopped there and tried to get me to look at buddy icons or some crap....
oh wait, I can't resist adding this in:
Austin Powers: Huh?
frenchblueC2: apparently you're confused
Austin Powers: Wot?
frenchblueC2: what about wide open throttle?
Austin Powers: What about wide open throttle?
frenchblueC2: you brought it up, I figured you'd know something about it
Austin Powers: Hmm... I don't know. It up i figured I would know something about it? Whatever, I guess.
frenchblueC2: you should do a search on that
Austin Powers: It's interesting that you say I should do a search on that.
frenchblueC2: why, do lots of CEGers tell you to use search?
Austin Powers: Why do lots of cegers tell me to use search? I'm not really sure.
frenchblueC2: apparently you don't post enough then
Austin Powers: That's right nutty, baby!
Kim
2001 Mercury Cougar C2
1995 Contour GL
Quote: Originally posted by shotwell:
Yeah, I keep checking too. I'm afraid that just as the site goes down my car will burst into flames or something (knocking rapidly on wood)!
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PDoten69: hey baby Austin Powers: Hello, PDoten69! I am the Austin Powers International Bot of Mystery. I was built by the Ministry of Defense to serve, protect and... put the grrr in swinger, baby! Yeah! Type "hq" and step into my groovy world of espionage. The Austin Powers bot is presented by New Line Cinema. For more information, please go to www.AustinPowers.com and read our Privacy Policy . PDoten69: Do I make you horny baby? yeah do I? Austin Powers: Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "hq." That way I can show you my pad, baby! PDoten69: I asked you a question Austin Powers: Seriously? That's fascinating. PDoten69: well because you are blind I will ask again Austin Powers: Yeah? PDoten69: Do I make you horny baby? yeah do I? Austin Powers: I don't know. PDoten69: I know James Bond Austin Powers: You don't say. PDoten69: he says he can kick your ass Austin Powers: He says he can kick your ass, huh? PDoten69: no dummy your ass Austin Powers: Wot?? PDoten69: w00t? Austin Powers: Yup. :-) PDoten69: are you hairy like animal? Austin Powers: Yeah, I reckon... It's difficult to say. PDoten69: well you said it in the movie Austin Powers: OK, what about it? PDoten69: give me free tickets Austin Powers: Want to buy tickets to Austin Powers in Goldmember? The movie is in theatres everywhere on July 26th, so stay tuned to the official Web site for the latest ticketing info! http://www.austinpowers.com PDoten69: no free tickets Austin Powers: Oh no? PDoten69: you are ghey >>I got bored, there's not enuf AI to make messin with em really fun 
Every time I come online I wonder if the forums will be up
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craiggeerrsssss: Judo CHop
Austin Powers: Are you randy?
craiggeerrsssss: yah baby
Austin Powers: Yeah, baby.
craiggeerrsssss: judo chop
Austin Powers: Judo chop!
craiggeerrsssss: JUDO CHOP
Austin Powers: You cheeky monkey!
1996 Mercury Mystique stock (so far)
The leading cause of Atheism in the world are Christians, who accept Jesus with their mouth but walk out the door and deny him by their actions.
(*DC Talks greatest hits. track 15)
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saturnk1: your are what?
AustinPowers: I have no idea. And it's freaking me out!
saturnk1: you dont even know if you are a male of female?
AustinPowers: OK, what about it?
saturnk1: um, that makes you a.....damn I dont even know what that would make you
AustinPowers: That's interesting. It really, really is!
saturnk1: well you are the one with a problem, not me!
AustinPowers: Huh?
saturnk1: you said you didnt know if you are male or female
AustinPowers: Did I?
saturnk1: yep
AustinPowers: Ha ha... Yes! Now you're freaking me out baby, yeah!
saturnk1: no YOU ARE FREAKING ME OUT
AustinPowers: Hmm... I don't know. I am freaking you out? Whatever, I guess.
saturnk1: no, not whatever, that means you are gh3y
AustinPowers: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.
saturnk1: i thought you were already out of the closet
AustinPowers: I thought? Me were already out of the closet?
saturnk1: dude, whats wrong with your English?
AustinPowers: Wot?
saturnk1: Wide Open Throttle? Yeah I like cars too
AustinPowers: Really, baby? You are freaking me OUT!
saturnk1: damn, you have major problems. Seek a counselor!
AustinPowers: Really?
saturnk1: yes
AustinPowers: Alright baby, yeah!
Nick
2000 Malibu LS
Mods: K&N, Jet-PCM
Lowered with Eibach's and on 18's,Clear Sidemarkers,Tinted all around, badgeless
Retired Vehicles: 98 Contour
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