Here's mine. I noticed that in all of our sessions with Austin Powers, he always gets the last word. :p
Austin Powers: Where shall we go then?
juicydinner64: your brothel
Austin Powers: My brothel, you say?
juicydinner64: yes
Austin Powers: Yeah baby!
juicydinner64: where is your brothel?
Austin Powers: Very interesting! I don't know however...
juicydinner64: then how are we supposed to get there?
Austin Powers: How are we supposed to get there? I have no idea.
juicydinner64: Where is the Honkytonk Monkey?
Austin Powers: I confess I do not know.
juicydinner64: but you were just talking to him
Austin Powers: But I was just talking to him? I see.
juicydinner64: so?
Austin Powers: Yeah, so?
juicydinner64: so where is the Honkytonk Monkey?
Austin Powers: Where is the honkytonk monkey? I don't know.
juicydinner64: Honkytonk Monkey is a name and therefore needs to be capitalized, dummy
Austin Powers: And therefore needs to be capitalized dummy? I see.
juicydinner64: no, Honkytonk Monkey is supposed to be capitalized
Austin Powers: Aha.
juicydinner64: sheesh, it's no that hard
Austin Powers: Sheesh it is no that hard? I don't know.
juicydinner64: how hard can it be to capitalize a name??
Austin Powers: How hard can it be to capitalize a name?
juicydinner64: that's what I asked you!
Austin Powers: Is it really?
juicydinner64: yes~
Austin Powers: Alright baby, yeah!
juicydinner64: you moron
Austin Powers: Huh? What's with that?
juicydinner64: what's with YOU?
Austin Powers: I'm a right daft little computer sometimes. I simply don't know!
juicydinner64: no you DON'T know
Austin Powers: Wot??
juicydinner64: damn straight
Austin Powers: Funny. I'm just not sure.
juicydinner64: you're not straight?
Austin Powers: You're freaking me out baby!
juicydinner64: i don't want to freak you!
Austin Powers: Oh yeah?
juicydinner64: NO I DON'T
Austin Powers: I see...
juicydinner64: GO AWAY
Austin Powers: OK. Goodbye, juicydinner64.
juicydinner64: whew
Austin Powers: Whew? What do you mean by that?
juicydinner64: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Austin Powers: Nice typing, juicydinner64!
I quickly closed the window at this point.
On an OT note, what ever happened to SmarterChild?