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#335401 07/11/02 08:58 AM
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[b]When you want to get in a girl's pants, you gotta let the 'Tour do all the work. When you like her, YOU have to get it done.
How does a 'Tour get you laid? confused
Someone tell me!!![/b]
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#335402 07/11/02 11:58 AM
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So this is what you were doing last night. wink I was wondering why you didn't show up at the car show last night. Good job hope it works out for ya!!! smile


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#335403 07/11/02 08:45 PM
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All the 'Tour can do is get you to the woman's house so you can get laid yourself...

It's still just a Contour, not an NSX


Mushu's pretty cool too!

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#335404 07/11/02 08:51 PM
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Originally posted by solefood21:
All the 'Tour can do is get you to the woman's house so you can get laid yourself...

It's still just a Contour, not an NSX
Yeah, but the 'Tour can minimize how long "that ride to the woman's house" is.


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#335405 07/11/02 08:55 PM
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heeeheeeeheeee


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#335406 07/11/02 09:04 PM
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Sounds like lust. Give us an update in about two years and see how you feel about her. :p


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i lust for my ex-co worker..... 6'1", skinney, dark hair, great facial features, big ta-ta's, legs that reach to heaven etc...

i actually like this chick!


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#335408 07/11/02 09:09 PM
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BOOTY CALL!!!! cool


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#335409 07/11/02 10:02 PM
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Good advice already...just be yourself.

I'll add to that...don't get ahead of yourself and don't get too "wordy". Stay in the moment while it's still new. Wait 'til there's an established relationship before you start telling her how many kids you want and about all your bad habits, and crap like that.

Just my $.02

Hope it works for you!

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#335410 07/12/02 07:40 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Davo7SVT:
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Originally posted by solefood21:
[b]All the 'Tour can do is get you to the woman's house so you can get laid yourself...

It's still just a Contour, not an NSX
Yeah, but the 'Tour can minimize how long "that ride to the woman's house" is.[/b]
And a NSX won't? confused :p


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