1. Play Jimi Hendrix' version of the Star Spangled Banner very loud in the morning.
2. Conduct traditional reading of Jean Shepherd's "Ludlow Kissel and the Dago Bomb"
3. Drive by Eugene's house and shout "Free Bobby Seale, Free Angela Davis, Free the Chicago Seven, Free the Berrigans, Impeach Judge Hoffman!" just to annoy him.
4. Write a large check to the ACLU.