I get involved in a downward spiral of events usually...
- Blow chit up
- Drink beers
- repeat steps one and two several times until you are: "A" to drunk to light the fuse with first a punk, then try the lighter, then the quick click propane torch, or "B", run out of explosives. Repeat sub step "A" until all methods fail
- Wake up in the middle of the yard at midnight from either being: "A", recovering from being passed out or "B" waking up from the slight coma/concussion from the tree that fell on your head after several attempts to uproot the massive oak using only cherry bombs.
- Look forward to next year.
