1) Sorry the hood got bent... Thought it had springs up there, not a rod holding that hood up.
2) We didn't wreck your side skirts!!!
3)Your MTX is overheating?, We just put in new fluid! And those extra hoses giving us so much trouble, we clipped em' off and just ran the in and out together, no more leaks!
4) Our tech would never have put 80 miles on your car...
5) That big, greasy handprint was on your seat BEFORE you brought it in for an oil-change.
6) You engine is spewing smoke and you check the oil level and it's like 4 quarts over??? Ahhh just leave it and we'll correct it at the next oil change.
7) We just FIXED your brakes...
8) It's not our fault you wheel fell off on the way home...
9) That's the way it is FROM THE FACTORY!
10)What dent?, I can't see no dent..
