Contour Enthusiasts Group Archives Forums General Common Interests Top 10 Things You Don't Want to Hear at Your Ford Service Department

My top 5:
5. It'll be ready in two hours...five hours..you can pick it up tomorrow.
4. Well, that was already broken when you brought it in (headlamp body assy).
3. This car is a piece of Sh*t (and yes, he said that while sitting in my car) Combined with: I hate Contours. They are the worst cars Ford made.
2. Yes, but we can't change a recalled part unless it is broken.
1. **After going in for a recall** You owe us...

But I look at my car and all of that goes away...until I see the scratch on fender they left as a reminder :rolleyes:

On my current visit... Dead with blown engine...

Service manager calls and says:

Sir, I've got some good news and some bad news......

We fixed all the stuff you brought the car in for, but now there is a knock in your engine.

AKA Tech Joyride trying to reproduce oil leak, turns into rod knock and messed up ground effects. Someone shoot me please.... Just make sure the service manager steps in the line of fire please on the second shot!

See: Why I love Ford Dealers!

VG

This is the last thing I would want to here

Ford Tec.- Well we replaced the do hikey with a new whatcha ma do, so take it easy for the first 2000 mile we don't want the ram a lama ding dong to seize and cause leakaged into the thingy majober, oh and we topped of the blinker fluid.

customer- I only came in for a Oil change

i actually heard words to this effect when they replaced my atx....just nearly popped them off the car near the rear wheels is all