What up.
It?s been nearly two years since I became a Contour SVT troll. It was one of the best moves I?ve ever made. I?m so into people and learning about them and why they do things that I truly enjoy all the experiences I?ve had here and all the people with whom I have interacted.
Those on the CEG helped me with religious questions and when I had a hard time carrying on. You helped me with my military decision and much of what I know and have decided today came from advice and input from my CEG friends. You helped me with women and advice of the like. You even helped me to stop street racing.

All in all, I actually believe I am a better person from the views I?ve shared and contributed and walked away with from the Contour Enthusiast Group. You helped to motivate me to become an even better person by taking this huge step into the United States Marine Corps. I sincerely appreciate everything you?ve given to me and everything I?ve learned from all the people on this fine fine website. I?m indebted to your mature points of view and honest opinions and views on life, even if we didn?t always agree on them.
I don?t want to make this sound like a valedictorian speech because I?m not that cool. But I?m off now to the halls of Montezuma and the shores of Tripoli and I take with me the fondness for my CEG brothers and sisters... even if I own a Honda that could whip 90% of you.

I am saddened that I?ll be missing the National Meet and was so looking forward to being introduced to you all. In exchange, I?ll gladly accept your letters and words of encouragement when the Hightowers post my address at boot camp in San Diego, CA.
Until my return at the end of September, please keep me in your random thoughts and when you feel like replying to a thread with something witty, try and imagine what I?d say in that situation. Take care, all of you, and keep in mind that you?re only truly funny if you make yourself laugh. Anything else is trying too hard.
Ciao.