Dayum Outlawd, your own wife is doggin you!! Lets see here, Man Without a Face = Mel likes little boys. You'll never hear Bruce sing "I Love You, Baby" a la "Conspiracy Theory" will ya?
I've got 4 words for you Melly, "The Color of Night"!!! So much for Bruce being ghey! :p
We'll let Mad Max have Tina Turner!