First of all Bruce has to tape up his little footsies after he walked on FAKE glass. He wasn't even man enough to handle Demi Moore even though he liked it when she looked like a guy in G.I.Jane and once she started growing her out he freaked.
O yeah he looked real good in "THE KID".
Bruce Willis is to old fat and slow he would be out of breath just pulling his pants up from getting ramed in the pooper from the guy in THE JACKYL when he was being ghey.
