A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is
holding a
quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the
face. The
dad realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts
panicking,
shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a
blue business
suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her
newspaper and
sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she
looks up,
puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds the
newspaper and
places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes
her way,
unhurried, across the market.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the
boy's testicles
and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever more
firmly. After
a few seconds, the boy convulses violently and coughs up the
quarter,
which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing
the boy, the
woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her
seat in the
coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting
ill effects,
the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her
saying,
"I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it
was fantastic. Are
you a doctor?"
"No," the woman replies. ......."Divorce Attorney"
