Okay here's the story:
In late February, I made a u-turn and got hit by an Aerostar. My Contour got totalled. It was a dumb mistake, and a costly one at that. Some of the regular assclowns on this board decided to give me **** about it. Now it has become a major joke.
The ricer issue comes in because I replaced the Contour with an Integra. Most of the members are too thick-skulled to understand that Jap car does not always = rice. But let's not start that argument.